Mistress Manipulator

When I taught school I often ran into kids that had mastered the art of looking innocent when you knew they were up to something, the kind of kids that knew just where the line was drawn and inched their toe across it the minute your back was turned. Sarah Palin reminds me of those kinds of kids.

Sarah can't decide if she wants to run for president but she does know for certain she is going to miss the cash cow her life has become if she doesn't. She packed the family into the bus complete with a picture of the Constitution to give America a history lesson. I am sure someone had to tell her what is was. At least there's no danger of Sarah getting run over by the bus parallel parking while she reads it.

The last person I need an American history lesson from is Sarah Palin. A history lesson from Sarah Palin is about as useless as a full ride scholarchip at the Susan Lucci Academy for Dramatic Arts. (Those nineteen Emmy losses were no mistake)

The real sin in the whole affair was the way the media followed her around the Northeast like little lap dogs because she wouldn't announce her itinerary. They earned the title lamestream media with that move. Unless you work for a newspaper entitled Obnoxious Today you have no business following her.

I hope and pray that this is just her attempt to bulk up her bank account since her appearance fees started to diminish after her "blood libel" comment. Anyone who believes that being asked a simple question like, "What do you read?" is unfair is not the kind of person we need in the White House.