Trouble, Trouble, Trouble.

It was just one of those days. No one could do anything right. Kathy Griffin got dissed by Bristo Palin who took offense at Kathy making fat jokes so she reminded the nation that Kathy once had a botched liposuction session.

Seriously Bristol, I was on your side until you started becoming a judgemental little whiner. (After all, that's my job.)  I didn't complain once when you repulsed the nation on Dancing With the Stars. I even stood up for you, putting the blame right where it belonged on your maniacal momma.

Everyone makes mistakes. Not everyone tries to profit off them. But  you don't just profit off them. You try to lecture us. Now you want to be a spokesperson warning girls of the dangers of premarital sex. Honey, that horse left the stable a long, long time ago.

Poor Lindsay Lohan was in court today answering to shoplifting charges. I feel for her. I just want her to get the help she needs. All the help she needs. Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad.

But the topper of the day has to be the Republican Congressman who sent a woman a shirtless picture of himself. He answers her ad on Craigslist then she turns the poor guy in. Is he an adulterer? Yes. Does he deserve to lose his job? No! But my question is why is this woman on Craigslist looking for men then being offended when they send her a shirtless picture? And the guy was in good shape. It wasn't as if someone like me sent her a shirtless picture. Let's hope this gal never runs across Brettt Favre on her internet adventures. She'll have a stroke when the below the belt pictures arrive in her inbox.