Emmys Fashion

Damn you, Joan Rivers because of your endless badgering on Fashion Police celebrities are now playing it safe on the red carpet. Most people showed up on the Emmy red carpet that were quickly forgotten. But here goes.

The only way a man can mess it up on the red carpet is to forget to put on a suit or a tux. Great job, Chris you are still the only reason I watch Glee.

Christina Hendricks didn't look as ridiculous as usual. What a burden she must bear with those bazookas.....at least this year she chose a color that blended right in with them so you had to look hard to see where the dress left off and the bosoms began....

I liked this dress. Without the pattern it would have been boring. But Claire Danes is beautiful in anything.

A lot of people had red on this year. I thought Giuliana Rancic knocked it out of the park in this one.

Gwyneth, Gwyneth, Gwyneth. You definitely fall into the weird actress category and you seem determined to prove it. But that doesn't mean you have to prove you are tasteless too. It's the Emmys not the Hot Box. Hate the bare midriff on a gown.

Oh Juliana.....I hope they gave this to you free. The top looks like an upside down lampshade. You are too pretty for this.....well you WERE too pretty for this before they did this to your hair. The sign on the salon that said "In business since 1941" should have been a hint. That hair belongs on a recruitment poster for WWII.

Is everything about Modern Family obnoxious? I hate dresses that divide women's breasts. If you are going to show your boobs push them UP not OVER! It was even worse from a side view.

Kaley Cuoco...cute....cute...cute.....and very similar to the winning design on Project Runway this week....now someone tell me who she is. I'm getting old. I can't keep up.

Padma looked delicious. Unfortunately the photographer caught her a bit unaware here. Love her.

Kelly Osbourne looked great....she even had sense to turn her tattoos from the camera for this shot.

Lea Michelle.....in a very subdued Marchesa design....and look she is just standing normally.....

Mario Lopez......just because.....

The reason.....ONE of the reasons I don't watch Modern Family.....I hate preocious.......

I thought Amy Winehouse died......(It's really Pax De La Huerta....whoever that is...) I should have known it wasn't Amy....this girl obviously bathed before the awards show.....