But What if They Made Bedazzling Illegal?

Liz Dalton,  an alderwoman in Collinsville, IL is very concerned about the saggy pants that some residents of her community are wearing.

I agree. I don't like seeing sagging pants either. Usually the person wearing them has a very ugly pair of boxer underwear on underneath. Frankly I am shocked that this fashion trend has been around as long as it has. It seems like it has been in vogue for years and years. Isn't it time for pants that are pulled up too high to come back in to style?

Apparently one of her other legislative proposals was aimed at protecting owners of rental property from being sued over the actions of their tenants. Not surprisingly she is a rental property owner.

I wonder if she refuses to accept rent money from tenants if they have to reach down into baggy pants to retrieve it.

Shouldn't  this council woman have better things to do than worry about someone else's pants? I mean the stud work on her stunning ensemble was obviously done with a Bedazzler and that shows even worse fashion sense than the desire to show off your underwear. Who knows? Maybe her underwear is bedazzled too. That would put any menopausal woman in a foul mood, having to constantly be on guard against the corrosion that might develop.

I guess we shouldn't be surprised that a town whose biggest claim to fame would have a council woman with nothing more important on her mind..